Now annoyingly I’ve not yet managed to get a photograph of this (maybe you can help me with that) but I have a new favourite piece of graffiti. The London Underground, like most of the rest of the world, is currently plastered in adverts for the forthcoming Twilight sequel, New Moon. One such poster, common on the tube, pictures all of the main players in a line staring with moody beauty at the passing commuters. If you are travelling North…

Thanks to the amazing Ms.Jack for bringing this to my attention and sucks to youtube for not letting me embed this but you have to go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjvuCOlkO4E#watch-main-area so you can see that I’m not the only person to sniff a distinctly Lynchian undertone to Dirty Dancing…

Please don’t think any the worse of me but I’ve just lost my bank card. I wasn’t drunk, using it to cut coke, or wafting it alluringly around a strip club. I was just a bit tired and a bit forgetful and somewhere along the way, the card and I parted company. I have a feeling it was at precisely the point that I made a joke to my friends about how I worry that my PIN is too obvious,…

There are more films made every day than anyone could ever hope to watch. Mostly they are not even really worth the effort. Consequently I tend to operate quite a strict policy of avoidance, which means that there are a far few modern ‘classics’ that, much to the horror and amazement of my girlfriend, I have never seen. For instance, up until recently, I had never actually seen either “Pretty Woman” or “Dirty Dancing”. My reasoning was clear, both films…