I've made the film I wanted to! It's called "The Vampires of Bloody Island" and you should really check it out, you know!

I'm not going to admit the amount of times I blubbed my heart out. Let me keep my respect.

I've never left the cinema because a films crap. I love cinema, so even the most dire film imaginable is worth learning from. But I have walked out several times because of the chattering or bad behavior of morons in the auditorium, but then I'll have a wander around and see what else is playing and surprise myself with something I wouldn't have thought of watching.

Tim Burton. What a visionary. I love his weird gothic take on everything. I had the pleasure of working with him once on 'Sleepy Hollow' and I would leap at the chance again.

All the supporting actors who do all the work but don't share the spotlight of a Heat cover! Fritz Aardvark-Bragpuss. Never heard of him? He's an incredible character actor. I've worked with him many times (we have the same agent) and I cast him as a werewolf in 'Vampires of Bloody Island'. Oliver Gray. I cast him in 'Vampires' too. I would have loved to get Richard O'Brian, but he was just too above my budget. Maybe next time. big name wise, you can't beat Johnny Depp.

Give me a radio instead. I can't imagine any hell worse than being stuck forever with one warped copy of Agadoo.

Only shit ones. I keep the good ones for myself!!!

A large pie. Containing a key to the cell and a map out of there. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME!!!!

My collection of over 300 costumes from 'The Fifth Element', 'Space Precinct', 'Joan of Arc' and an enormous amount of films and TV shows. I should really market them as available to hire, but I really just use them when I'm hired as an actor, or on my own productions.

I'm a really nice guy. We should meet sometime! I know a pretty good curry house in Covent Garden. Oh, have I mentioned: Buy our film "The Vampires of Bloody Island". Go see the trailer at www.bloodyislandmovie.com