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Martyn Chalk

Director
Writer, Producer, Editor.
Great Britain, South East

About Me:

Website: chalkstar.co.uk
Where I work: I run my own company or organisation
Technical Skills: Experienced writer, director producer & advanced editor

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My Work and Credits:

No Balls (2010)

About: Chris, a male chauvinist rugby player with a chip on his shoulder as big as his ego, will never change. He can't stand losing...especially a bet. But when a drunken dare sees him transformed into 'Chrissy' and plunged into the scrum of the womens' game, all bets are off! Will sex-swap strife send this sexist to the sin-bin...or will a ruck with romance prove he's no dummy after all?'Bend It Like Beckham' meets 'Tootsie' - this life-affirming comedy proves that no matter what shape your balls, having no balls takes the biggest balls of all.

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Fun stuff:

Films I wish I had made:

Back to the Future, Maltese Falcon, Casablanca, The Pink Panther, About a boy... The list goes on.

I cried watching:

ET (when I was 6)

I left the cinema during:

Open Water

Directors I love:

Rob Reiner, Clint Eastwood, Alfred Hitchcock, Kevin Smith (Early), Tarranteno, John Huston, Sofia Coppola, Russell Mulcahy, Andrew Dominik, Bruce Robinson, Michael Curtiz, John McTiernan, Ben Sharpsteen.

Actors I admire:

James Sutton, Matt DiAngelo, Gemma Oaten :) Tim Roth, Humpfry Bogart, Anybody with the name Newman, Steve McQueen...

Writers I Respect:

Simon Porritt

My desert island discs:

Bennett Wilson Poole, The Shapes....

Books I have given my friends:

Shot by Shot, Lucky Man, The gurila film makers guide, Hitchikers Guide, Philip Pulman...

My death row meal:

No Bull Burger

The best thing I own:

House and contents.