Honey I Shrunk The Kids, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Steptoe and Son in Marakesh, The Mighty Ducks.

Big Brother series one to six, any episode of Harry Hill, anything in which Chris Evans has had either an on-screen or behind the scenes role, Vernon Kaye doing his Doritos advert.

The directors who make the McDonalds "I'm Loving It" adverts.

People in the KFC "Got chicken, got soul" adverts.

Play that funky music -Leonard Cohen.

Meg and Mog do Amsterdam, What a mess goes to rehab, Where the Wild Ones Are (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder edition)

Uranium. Hopefully the volt of current mixed with uranium would somehow combine to give me super-powers and make me "Electric Man" - although i'd probably just shit my pants and die like the others, (albeit with an added touch of radiation poisoning and vomit dribbled on my chest).

A magic stone.

If i can be half as broken as Jimmy Stewart at the end of Vertigo - my life would have been worthwhile.