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Lee Kern

Great Britain, London

About Me:

Website: twinklebum.co.uk
Where I work: I run my own company or organisation

My Work and Credits:

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Lee Kern's A-Z of Love (2007)

About: A trip down Lover's Lane discovers the landscape of love is not all it's cracked up to be...
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Dear KKK (2004)
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Angus Deayton's Guide to Self-Help Videos (ITV) (2005)
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Raw Britannia (Channel 4) (2005)
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The Edgware Walker (Channel 4) (2004)
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Tales of the Creepy, Crooked... (Channel 4) (2005)
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Modern Toss (2006)
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The Crusoe of Suburbia (2007)

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Fun stuff:

Films I wish I had made:

Honey I Shrunk The Kids, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Steptoe and Son in Marakesh, The Mighty Ducks.

I cried watching:

Big Brother series one to six, any episode of Harry Hill, anything in which Chris Evans has had either an on-screen or behind the scenes role, Vernon Kaye doing his Doritos advert.

Directors I love:

The directors who make the McDonalds "I'm Loving It" adverts.

Actors I admire:

People in the KFC "Got chicken, got soul" adverts.

My desert island discs:

Play that funky music -Leonard Cohen.

Books I have given my friends:

Meg and Mog do Amsterdam, What a mess goes to rehab, Where the Wild Ones Are (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder edition)

My death row meal:

Uranium. Hopefully the volt of current mixed with uranium would somehow combine to give me super-powers and make me "Electric Man" - although i'd probably just shit my pants and die like the others, (albeit with an added touch of radiation poisoning and vomit dribbled on my chest).

The best thing I own:

A magic stone.